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I recently had, like, an experience where,
I started to have feelings I never thought I had,
how I felt about kids,
and how,
I just didn't like em, or I didn't like to be around them,
and didn't, didn't want none,
well uh, this past Saturday, my sister, she asked me to babysit my two nephews, and I agreed
and the first thing I’m thinking is like, they don't break my shit, yknow,
I don't want them to break my stuff, I don't want them to touch nothing
yknow they might just get on my nerves I just don't wanna be around kids
but uh
it was pretty cool that day, we like hung out, we uh took them out to eat, played video games,
watched movies, and it was cool, like I felt like really good doing something for,
yknow doing something for kids that don't get much
Like my sister, she's I dunno, it's like, I know its kinda crazy all of a sudden I wanna have a kid but I don't think I wanna, I wanna be more open minded to like, having a kid
but I don't think i should have one just yet
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To get straight to the point I need your help
so why should you help, that’s a fair question
in February of 2003 I discovered my wife had a secret life as a sex slave girl
I did love my wife
and we had a son together
so I was trying to do everything I could to save our marriage
however when I demanded she stop having sexual relations with other men
she refused
and filed for divorce
she told me that she could have sex with every man she met and it wouldn’t make a difference she'd still get custody
I thought she was wrong, but it was me that was wrong
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today was my sons birthday
he’s 18
and uh, he lives about an hours drive from me
so I was going to where his birthday party was
and on my way up
I saw a pig
I big, giant porker of a pig
walking down the road
and then behind him was a cop
just chasing the hell out of that ..
it was funny as everything
well I get 5 miles up the road
and there’s this big tractor trailer like thing with
its uh door open
and several pigs were layin' and running around the highway
and uh, one of them was dead
but there uh, there was no other cops or animal control officers around
and this one little guy was just chasing these pigs around
had cars stopped everywhere
I don’t know how that door got open but it was funny as everything watching those pigs run around
anyway, my sons birthday party
he’s 18
we had it at hooters
yes I know, that’s where he wanted it so that’s where we went
it was me, my son, my sons girlfriend, my ex's sister, my ex, her husband, were there
so here’s the question I gotta ask you
now that my son is 18
should I let him drink a beer/
now in North Carolina, the drinking age is 21, for both beer and liquor
when I was 18, bout 10 years ago or so
uh, ok when I was 18 many many years ago
drinking age for beer was 18
and then hard liquor was 19--uh 21
so my son was much more mature than I was at that age
and in some respects probably much more mature than I am now
but anyway
would it be wrong for me to buy him a beer/
at home
and let him drink some?
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This is a message for my son
I haven't seen you in a while, boy
I've got something to tell you
I need a ride
I'm starving over here
Bring back the car
Ok, yesterday, my wife and I had to go up to the school
um, to discuss the results of my sons gifted testing, my six year old son, my oldest child
He's in kindergarten, and we were very amazed, yeah, turns out he’s got an IQ of 146, and they showed us the bell curve for uh, IQ, and he was off the chart, and it's just, I'm just absolutely amazed
I've never known anybody with an IQ that high, and heh, and now I do and it’s my 6 year old son who's in kindergarten
um, I'm very proud of him
So yeah, its just amazing, my son is like, extremely gifted, he's a genius, and that just blew me away, it just totally blew me away
He certainly doesn’t get it from me, I'll tell you that
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I remember my dad taking me ice fishing one winter
I remember my hands and feet being so cold
that I couldn’t even, I couldn’t even uh, use my fingers
this is the time that I reflect on now is, is him taking the time, cause do you think it was fun for my dad, listening to a whiny little kid
uh, I doubt it
very much
but he did, he kept me there, he didn’t yell at me or nothing, but I
quite certain that he wasn’t enjoying himself as much as if he was by himself but,
uh, that is pretty awesome thing that my dad did for me
that I’m gonna always remember
I don’t find myself doing the same favors for my children
and I have to
uh
to give them what I feel they deserve
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The other night I yelled at my daughter
She was squeezing toothpaste from the middle of the tube and I said, Hey babe you can't do that, it leaves too much toothpaste at the bottom of the tube that we cant get to
and she said, Dad I don't know what you’re talking about
and I said y'know, if you squeeze toothpaste from the middle of the tube, it'll leave toothpaste underneath that area, that you squeezed, that we'll never be able to get to
and she said Dad, I don’t know what you’re talking about
and I said, getting annoyed, you have to squeeze from the bottom of the tube, otherwise there'll be toothpaste stuck in tube that we cant get to and it'll waste a lot of money, and I picked up the toothpaste tube to show her and
realized toothpaste tubes are no longer made of hard plastic but they’re now soft and doesn’t matter where you squeeze from, you’re not gonna lose toothpaste
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The morning I found out about my wife’s other life
I found she, the journal she kept about what she was doing
additionally since she started this on my comp I had her instant message conversations
pictures, screenshots of her public internet profile where she was wearing a slave collar,
and in which every intimate part of her body was displayed, including her recently pierced nipples
in her profile she named herself “anally sue”
was calling herself a slut and asking for men to torture her
despite the fact that adultery and some of these things are definitely amoral
nevertheless, Judge Hartigan declared all the previous mentioned evidence as irrelevant,
and wouldn’t even let me ask my then still wife about it in the courtroom
to add insult to injury, my wife had a warrant out for her arrest at the time of the trial
the judge knew this, and did nothing
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